Thursday Rant: Parking Garages

It really doesn’t matter how slow you go or what kind of tires you have; it is impossible to drive through a parking garage without squealing your tires. I’ve tried everything. I’ve gone slow. I’ve gone fast. I’ve taken the turn tight and wide. Without fail every single day when I go to work I create one of the most awful noises known to man. From the very first turn into the structure all the way up to the top where employee parking is my tires scream like they’re being murdered. What do they shellac that floor with that makes it do that?!